Snails! Have eyes that are not where this snail has eyes! I know! I get it! But this is where we've put the eyes, people - let's get used to it. It's the holidays, darnit! Anyway, here's a holly jolly snail and it's wonderful.

Specs: 6.5(w) x 10.5(d) x 7.25(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!