You're taking a late night stroll in the woods! Do you turn left at the meadow, or right at the bog? If only there was someone to ask for directions! Just then, you trip over a wisened tree stump! He's more than willing to show you the way! Metaphorically, of course. In actuality, he's not going anywhere.

9(w) x 9(d) x 9(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!